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@worstpollblog
Welcome to the worst poll blog on Tumblr! I have a lot of bad ideas, and instead of torturing other blogs with them, I figured I’d just start publishing them directly. You’re welcome to torture me, however. I deserve it
I hope you enjoy this non-sexual BDSM *dabs*
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Aliens have landed on Earth. They have decided to domesticate humanity. What should they do with us?
Put us to work
Keep us as pets, then breed us for cuteness until we develop health problems
Put us in a zoo
Eat us
Make our skin into leather and wear it
Torture us for entertainment purposes
If I get phalloplasty, I wanna ask the doc to give me a sick cock tat while I’m under. What should I ask for?
Minecraft Creeper
Evil eye
“quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris” in teeny tiny letters
“RAWR XD” in big letters
Sexy lady (cause I’m a sex machine)
Marijuana leaf
Cubs logo
Suspiciously yonic flower
Sigma
If I get phalloplasty, I wanna ask the doc to give me a sick cock tat while I’m under. What should I ask for?
Minecraft creeper
Evil eye
“quia pulvis es, et pulverem reverteris” in teeny tiny letters
“RAWR XD” in big letters
Sexy lady (cause I’m a sex machine)
Marijuana leaf
Cubs logo
Suspiciously yonic flower
Sigma
See results
My poll! It’s been plagiarized!
Pick an insane idea I have for a dating sim:
Train an incel to respect women, then help him find a girlfriend
Divorced dad dating sim where you hit on fellow divorcees at your AA meeting
You, a heterosexual “political lesbian,” must convince other radfems you’re gay
Queer dating sim where you don’t know genders because everyone’s in fursuits
Gay time travel dating sim where you must seduce Osama Bin Laden to prevent 9/11
Accurate reconstruction of average heterosexual woman’s dating app experience
Anti-dating sim where you’re aroace & turn down wannabe dating sim protagonists
Dating sim based on life of Henry VIII
Look up your area or address here
How close is your nearest Flock camera?
I can walk to it in under 5 minutes
<1 mile away, but more than a 5 minute walk
1-3 miles away
3-5 miles away
5-10 miles away
10-20 miles away
20-30 miles away
30-40 miles away
40-50 miles away
50-100 miles away
100+ miles away
Not American / See Results
FYI: Flock cameras are AI-powered license plate readers that pose major privacy risks, have been used to harass domestic violence victims, and can be accessed by ICE.
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When I was 12, I wrote a Five Nights at Freddy’s fanfic where Freddy Fazbear did 9/11
Dear Anon...
That's not a sin (I do that too).
That's not a sin (but I respect your sincerity).
That's kinda weird but not a sin.
Everyone has their flaws. You shall be forgiven.
That's a sin (but I, too, am a sinner).
Some sins cannot be forgiven
Is this based? (NO NUANCE)
Yes
No
We have founded a new country. This is our first election. Pick the president:
cupcakKe
A random toddler named Noah
Jeff Bezos
Britney Spears
A guy in a SpongeBob costume who won’t tell us his real name
Someday, I wanna get bottom surgery and ask the doc to give me a sick cock tat while I’m under
Pick a sick cock tat for my sick new penis:
Creeper from Minecraft
Chicago Cubs logo
RAWR XD
memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Crown of thorns around head
Suspiciously yonic flower
Sonic the Hedgehog
⬊ ⬊ ⬊ (antifa arrows)
Imagine a colony of children (all the same age) living together in a house without any adults present. The house is stocked with food and all other essentials. How old do the kids need to be (at a minimum) for the entire group to survive three months?
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13+
Before you are five vapes. You must pick one and finish the entire cartridge.
Meth vape
Fentanyl vape
Paint fumes vape
Melted plastic vape
Popper vape
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Pick the Next Trans Agenda Item
Conquer Scotland, force all the cis people out
Outlaw gendered bathrooms and replace them with the pissroom and the shitroom
Convince TERFs to dig up Charlie Kirk and transvestigate his corpse
Smokeable HRT that gives you a head high
All babies are ABAB (assigned baby at birth) and get to decide gender later
Cis men are banned from owning guns unless they start E
Select the buffest trans guy we can find and make him our Hulk
Claim two pride months: Trans Pride Month (March) & Regular Pride Month (June)
Use trans hypnosis ray to forcemasc JK Rowling
Use trans hypnosis ray to forcefem the pope
C*s option
Pick a song from my playlist “Car Ride Only I Enjoy”
LESBIAN PONIES WITH WEAPONS — Vylvet Pony
Crack and Cocaine — McGruff the Crime Dog
9/11 Building 7 (So Out There Mix) — Martin Noakes
ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO HELL — Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter
Great Atomic Power — The Louvin Brothers
Staple Tape Worms on My Penis — PASSENGER OF SHIT
I Had Sex with Santa — Barnes & Barnes
song i wrote for a dead bug in my bathroom — Roach Farmer
Kys (Keep Yourself Safe) — BRN1NG BRAIN SOUND INDUSTRIES
Opus No. 1 — Tim Carleton
Spider-Man Dick — cupcakKe
A.U.T.I.S.M — cupcakKe
Ok, but…
Should they make Simpsons porn illegal?
Yes
No
Choose a Sesame Street character to snort cocaine with:
Elmo
Big Bird
Grover
Cookie Monster
Oscar the Grouch
The Count
Snuffleupagus
Bert and Ernie (you gotta share with both of them)
Zoe
Rosita
Slimey
Fuck Sesame Street I’m doing #cokewithcaillou
Imagine a scam artist who calls up senior citizens and convinces them to give away their life savings. But — there’s a twist! The seniors all abused their children, whom they are now estranged from. The scam artist wants to ensure the (now adult) children receive a modicum of justice before their abusers die. Is this ethical?
Yes, of course
No, absolutely not
Only if the money goes to charity
It is neither ethical nor unethical
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Foot fetishes are on the rise. Explain:
Feet are the breasts of the leg
God, a massive foot fetishist, accidentally passed his kinks on to humans
Shoe culture makes seeing another person’s feet feel like an intimate experience
They’re stinky, just like butts and genitals
The big toe is a phallic object
Subliminal messaging from Nickelodeon
Arches are an erogenous zone that love to be tickled
Feet are a taboo body part, and being naughty is exciting
It’s a psyop to get you to buy foot cream
Idk. Feet are just sexy
