dear lord, the women you put on this earth to play video games and sleep are being forced to integrate into society

remember that episode of orphan black where tatiana maslany was being held captive in tatiana maslany’s bathroom but then tatiana maslany (who tatiana maslany thought was dead) turned up in a bloodied wedding dress and cut the throat of tatiana maslany’s captor (who was working for tatiana maslany), spat on him, and then tatiana maslany hugged tatiana maslany in the shower? that was hardcore

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at ¼ speed”

[me to me] shut up i’m thinking