John The Not Quite Smith

Guys ik you love him but Obama, JFK, and FDR were lowkey evil

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

House of Leaves core

i know i'm a dude but i lowk look like a 1920s woman bro

university sucks because why do I have to study for my italian literature exam I have in two weeks when I could be reading fanfiction instead ‼️⁉️❗️

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

These kink posts just keep getting more and more esoteric

paul saying “john wasn’t gay because he didn’t want to fuck ME” is so incredible because 1. i hope one day i’m allowed to be that self centered and get away with it and 2. you are a liar

One day I’ll read every book ever