wormteeth

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

hanging from the meat hook all by yourself, handsome?

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

1 beer makes you realize living beings have souls