Hungry for love, ready to drown

lesbian woman in nitrile exam gloves. and she’s kind of mean. okay?

and she fingers you with a disinterested expression and you cum so hard you start crying and she looks so disgusted but she still lets you lie there shaking. okay?

(via elf-friendly, elf-friendly)

My girlfriend's home alone with me for 4 days and I genuinely feel like I'm in a silent hill type game where I have to try as hard as possible to not let my dick be sucked

Im playing a game and Im winning

(via shotadaughter, shotadaughter)

imagining a gay guy really into ai generated gun porn that REALLY hates polymer pistols (they're girly)

you really wanna get off to a particular blonde being held at gunpoint by a much more muscular dude—he kindaaaaa looks like you if you squint, but when asked to exclude polymer frames every LLM only knows how to generate 1911s and classic revolvers and the quality is noticeably worse. the bias in their training models really pisses you off. you're ripping your shirt off and steam is coming out of your ears. a gun materializes on your sculpted hip. you instinctively grab it and point it at the camera. then it dawns on you. it's a fucking glock 17. you want to start over but the model already rendered your finger morphing through the trigger guard before you can alter the prompt. the barrel explodes and the image dissipates into meaningless noise. you bang at the keyboard in frustration trying to come up with a new prompt and your arms look.... skinny? then you notice the pink ponytail running down your shoulder, ending in a black bow and—is that a skirt??? you squirm on your chair trying to get a grip and glance at where you normally keep your appendix holster. there's a sig p320 pointing directly at your cock