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Chocolate cake is sometimes better than sex.

Tinder boy stuck in a 40 yr old body.

#marryachocolatecake #sayswho?#onadiet #fuckthat #areyouserious #thisisbullshit #madness #nohopeleftinhumanity #menarefuckedup

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I think I just double booked myself - again...

Ah Tinder! How much I enjoy our love-hate relationship. I’ve done it again, double booked myself on a Friday; this is going to be fun!

Best quote of last night’s evening:

“You girls seem like really nice ladies with really nice jobs. I don’t think you should settle for anything” - Cute Man-Bun Bartender

“Oh so we should settle for like, a doctor?”

“Fuck that, a plastic surgeon!”

LOVE MY GIRLS. and Plastic Surgeons.

#datinglife #tinderstories #advise #hotmanbunbartender #beerme #justshutup #callingallplasticsurgeons #heythere #howmuch?

Do you like Meatheads? -I'm sorry, what? There are some girls who aren't into us and they call us mimbos. -Oh, you are serious! ahm..... anybody in there?

Openly accepting Meathead “Mimbo” boy.

#tinderstories #ibegyourpardon #ilikebrains #ewwno #niceabs

Don't mess with this Zohan today - I'm too hormonal and can go crazy any second now.

2:41PM Wednesday

I prefer the red shrimp over the gray shrimp -I'm sorry, what? -Yeah, like, the red shrimp tastes better. -Umm, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm pretty sure you're eating raw shrimp. -No! They sell both, red and gray shrimp at the stores!

Tinder Stories - Never fails.

#tinderstories #boys #moron #foreversrhimpboy #neversawhimagain #forreal #isthisreallife #thedatinglife #welaughedfordays

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Remind me never to double book myself for dates. I have canceled on this boy three times now. I cannot - getting too old to meet up with two guys in one night. UGH

Unknown

#thestruggleistooreal #latetwenties #waitwhat #tinderstories #ilikefreedrinks #girlproblems

Is that my period? OMG, if it is, I shall embrace it and caress it for the next three days. Gawd, never been so excited to see you before!

Source Unknown.

#struggleistooreal #yass #thankgod #iwillcareforyou #nobabiesallowed

All these limes?! Are you making margaritas today? -Ah no, I'm Mexican.

The Struggle is Too Real.

#itsOKImMexican #MexicansLOVElimes #Iputthatshitoneverything #limesarebetter #noseeds #thisisastapleofmypeople

It’s Thursday

And I have been meaning to do this, for a while, a few Thursdays included. So, here we go. I hope my shenanigans are interesting or funny enough to keep you reading.

Duluth, MN 2014

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Minnesota Nice 2014

Puerto Morelos, Mexico 2015

San Francisco 2013

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