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Hey! I’m tryin to walk here!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaassssdddd

what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

that phenomenon where you struggle with a video game boss fight literally all night or something and decide to just fucking go to bed and you just flawlessly handle it as soon as you wake up 

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me

one day you’ll wake up at 9:30am on a Sunday w the love of ur life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

wat would you do if you saw a gay person in real life

take them outside with a little cup and piece of paper and gently relocate them to a rhododendron bush

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

babe, are you ok? youre not rendering properly :(

if you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound