Words and Rage

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

growing up is an endless process of me looking back at younger versions of myself and being like…. wow she was so young. but look how well she did with what she knew

how lovely to think that there is a future me out there thinking this exact same thing about present me

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

Comment s’appelle un garçon français qui porte des sandales?

Phillipé Phillopé

I can’t even speak French and this is funny.

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

i LOVE uninstalling default apps

tenderly pets a link with my mouse to get it to trust me before clicking it

the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end

Hi, I run a small Etsy business selling replica Scott Pilgrim cosplay items. You’re personally hurting my livelihood by saying this. Think about the effect your words have on others.