Jenny Calendar should have been mentioned 3000x more post s2 than she was btw. Should have haunted the story every episode. Buffy's insistence on forgiving everyone no matter what they do to her? That's Jenny. Giles inability to form a close relationship with anyone outside the scobies? Jenny. Willow's growing power and inability to control it? Jenny Calendar. The entire buffy giles season 7 debate over spike possibly killing someone? That's the ghost of jenny calendar right there. Actually yk what? the entirety of buffy and giles' relationship? haunted by jenny calendar. PLS SHE IS EVERYWHERE.

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

Alternate universe where everything is the same except that the standard term for olive oil in Spanish is not "aceite de oliva" but "óleo de aceituna"