🌼🌻🌼

the sip or spill video as a whole is diabolical, but the "what is your body count" clip is absolutely insane knowing what we know now. dan avoiding eye contact while fighting back an evil knowing smirk, phil desperately struggling to come up with some semblance of a cover story while knowing he's incapable of lying, both of them breaking down into giggle fits, dan pushing his entire body into phil's as a show of support/teasing/comfort because obviously phil can't actually say his very telling number and that information is just theirs... the layers. the layerrrrrrrs.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

what makes me happy about the hard launch is the way that they are somehow even more in love than the theories anticipated. back in the day I'd see people speculating on how they probably have separate bedrooms, they go to bed at different times, they are more like qprs with other lovers, they are more like casual roommates at this point like most people (stereotypically) are 10+ years into marriage.....and then they hard launched, and not only was none of that true, it turns out that they're actually absolute freaks for each other (and have been since day 1), have like 4 friends together, and apparently have a robust fucking sex life most straights can only dream of. incredible.

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH