Filthy weeb

none of you can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi

go ahead and say something bitch im listening

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

when you finish givin’ Imhotep the nancy reagan treatment

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*