Quaso 🥐

the needler is not a "little brother weapon" actually it has an important tactical niche that takes a surprising amount of skill and it has the glowing spikes too

stop telling me to pick up the energy pistol I don't like the energy pistol

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.