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i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

TONIGHT, on June 14/15th, 2026, at an unspecified time in the night, Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car in hit-and-run incident.

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh you’re all liberals over there you don’t know what it’s like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.