Dungeon Workshop

My friend (who is a little subby bitch boy)was being annoying so in the middle of my voice memo response I dropped a piss audio and asked him how excited daddy just got him (he’s very mad now but I think it was hilarious)

Saying insane things is a little treat for me

Too tired to work on music but not tired enough to really sleep more than a few minutes at a time yeah fonna slam my head through a wall

Talking to a girl that I’ve desired forever and being very normal about it the question is how long can I keep that up

I woke up from my nap evil af it’s past now but it was pretty funny how much shit I kicked up within two hours

When she’s complaining about how her life’s going and who she’s with and I point out if she had just let me drag her into the bathroom years ago while he watched (I’d already felt her up and kissed her in front of him) her life would probably be much better now and she’s just goes “that’s true I should have”

Being around the punk scene is a struggle sometimes because I want a pair of doc martens but on the other hand as a blue collar man I don’t respect anyone who wears doc martens (they make some work boots but I have never encountered a working man with them only people wearing them for style)

I am on this app to talk to one girl who I know irl, see tiddies, and flirt always funny when a scammer is in my inbox and gets mad how aggressive I am about it

It’s adorable when I call her princess and her voice automatically switches to little like awww did your brain short circuit from a little sweet talk

I need to bite someone

Girl I’ve been ranting about this week has been a life long friend and we’ve been playing this game forever which is why she gets a pass to legitimately get me mad if a random/new girl is making me this mad this often instead of stewing on it I just go ok play times over go find a new daddy

Bored and can’t sleep send ask or something also on a nicer note then most the ranting I’ve done this week I got a pretty girl her favorite flowers today

Adding to her spanking for every hour it takes her to get back to me adding anal if it takes her till tomorrow

I find most women are a little turned off by violent/aggressive streak (like when I pick up and dump their shit talking ex on his head) but occasionally one gives me fuck me eyes and maybe makes a comment about me tossing them around after hearing or witnessing it and it’s like oh girl you’re gonna get me put in jail if this is what turns you on