I dont like brocoli

part 1: steroid-filled angel who punches with the power of the sun combats his pasty-ass vampire brother and his army of mutant zombies

part 2: the aztec gods of fitness want to be the gods of everything. local brit with a plan for literally everything and his bubble buddy think otherwise

part 3: teenager in a perpetual state of grouch and his friends of questionable heterosexuality hospitalize a lot of people to save his dying mom, including a pasty-ass man who can't stay dead

part 4: japanese high schooler with the power of friendship and healing must defeat hand-fetishistic serial killer david bowie by kinkshaming him to death

part 5: flamboyant white-passing japanese kid joins the italian fashion mafia in order to overthrow their flamboyant boss, to prove that drugs are bad, m'kay

part 6: rag-tag team of prisoners and a little boy must see to it that gay priest does not destroy the universe itself in worship of a pasty-ass man

part 7: the president wants the corpse of jesus christ, and only a paraplegic, a man with steel balls, a dinosaur, a woman with a can of meat spray, and a 14yr old girl who's wed to a 52yr old man can stop him from getting it