never dnt mind abt a thing

Y'all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

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http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

12:30am - hehehahahahoohoo Webkin Time

4. to this day he’s rly proud of this. i told him he has 180k notes and he giggles and says, “what was my line again?” and i tell him, “don’t like that pic” and he gets a kick out of it

I think I just peed my pants.

the cinematographer of a generation

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

and that’s the frickin difference. mainlanders don’t experience the same things as people who are diaspora. they’re not gonna have the same perspective. there are no societal repercussions stopping them from expressing themselves culturally. their experiences ARE NOT THE SAME. stop using the opinions of people living in China to invalidate the experiences of Chinese Americans. thanks

jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines

Viago, the cutest vampire