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"Will you be a sea slug for me?"

Over 8 years late to the party but hey, I'm here now.

“I thought I’d feel guiltier. But I just feel… full of bacon.”

“Don’t knock it. It’s a good feeling.”

- BOYFRIEND MATERIAL by Alexis Hall

Cassian, calling Rhysand on the phone: Hey Rhysand, crazy idea, but would you like to do a themed escape room with me?

Rhysand: I suppose that could be fun. When and where?

Cassian: Right now actually! It’s summer themed and admission is $10,000.

Rhysand: *silence*

Rhysand: Did you get arrested in the Summer Court again and need me to bail you out?

[meanwhile]

The High Lords and High Lady - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*

Rhysand:

Feyre: The sun was shining when I left you.

Tamlin:

Bat Boys and Archeron Sisters - A Court of Thorns and Roses

Feyre: *smiles*