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vampiremansionpoolboy-moved

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

fenestravitae

Get leafed idiot.

probablybadrpgideas

Instead of Avernus, and Dis, the first two of the 9 Hells are:

The Frozen Hel, from Viking Mythology

The Fiery Hell, from Christian Mythology

Likewise, the other Seven are Helll, HelV, HeV, HeVl, HeVll, HeVlll, and HelX

demilypyro

They should invent sleep that works

grubgirl413

Estrogen that gives you claws

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super-ion

[Discovering shredded upholstry]

Viv: "Deidre! Your girlfriend destroyed-"

Deidre, from the other room: "Nuh-uh. The week before the full moon, she's your girlfriend."

super-ion

[New moon blues]

Saoirse: "Deidrrrrreeeeeeee..."

Viv: "Deidre, the moon..."

Saoirse: "Deidre, the moon's gone..."

Viv: "she isn't coming back..."

Saoirse: "Deidre, help us"

Deidre: 🫤

(Based on a regular occurrence, you know who you are)

super-ion

Deidre: "Hey girls, has someone been eating my rocky road?"

Viv: "Don't look at us. Chocolate's poisonous to us, remember?"

Saoirse, who has been experiencing mysterious chronic stomach pain her entire adult life: "It’s what?"

super-ion

Deidre's Sister: "I'm glad you found a third who's a werewolf. I bet she helps calm poor Viv down during full moons."

[Flashback to last week, a massacre of shredded toilet paper and exploded cereal boxes litter every inch of the living room, two howling whirlwinds of fur thunder around the house, sprinting after each other at 3am]

Deidre: "Yeah, you'd think that, but you'd be wrong..."

super-ion

[Deidre holding her phone, on the screen is a photograph. A fluffy black and white werewolf is curled up tight as she sleeps, a stuffed shark clutched protectively to her chest. A second werewolf, brown and shaggy, nearly twice the size of the first, is curled protectively around the first while she also sleeps]

Deidre: 🥺

Deidre: "I'm getting this printed and framed..."

super-ion

Deidre: "Hey, Saoirse? Can we talk?"

Saoirse [external]: "hahaha. okay. yeah. sure. what do you wanna talk about.?" 🙃

Saoirse [internal]: Oh fuck. Oh no. This is it. They're getting rid of me.

Viv: "Whoa! Hey! We just wanted to know if you wanted to update your registration to list us as emergency contacts!"

Saoirse: 🥹

super-ion

(I suppose I should link to the original story I did for these gals)

super-ion

Viv: "I don't trust the car. My mom always said we were going somewhere fun, but it was always these awful obedience classes. I used to get myself carsick on purpose, and now I just have this association, you know?"

~

Saoirse: "Hey! Where are we going? Is it the dog park? Are we going to the dog park??"

Deidre: "We're going to the dog park!"

Saoirse: "Yay!" :3

super-ion

[Cleaning day]

Deidre: "Golly, Deidre. What's it like having a hot trans werewolf wife and a hot trans werewolf girlfriend? Oh, it's great! Living the dream, you know... it's just. The thing that nobody tells you is. There's. So. Much. Fucking. Fur. Everywhere. All. The. Time."

super-ion

[In bed, Deidre throws her arms around Saoirse and pulls her in tight]

Saoirse, who has always been substantially taller/bigger than all of her past partners: "What... what is happening??"

Deidre: "You're the little spoon, dummy"

Saoirse: "I'm... little spoon??" 🥺

super-ion

Saoirse, jerking awake: "What's that??"

Deidre: "It's just a fire engine, go back to sleep."

Saoirse: *inhales*

Deidre: "Saoirse. I swear to god-"

Saoirse: "AWOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Viv, also jerking awake: "AAAWWWWOOOOOO!!!"

Deidre: "That's it. I'm sleeping downstairs."

super-ion

Viv, spent her whole life trying to be a good girl*, don't take up too much space, don't be too loud: "Deidre! I howled!! :3"

Deidre, got three hours of sleep last night: "I know. I'm proud of you, babe."

ubi, universal basic income

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Jerry Wayne Longmire

calvinandhobbes

elodieunderglass

“Unfortunate! Anyway,”

lunnefisk

gerard dubois' moby dick sells me on the cosmic horror whale

kaelio

still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

nxiht

kaelio

It’s been long enough for me to reveal the incredibly funny thing about this post, which was I was trying to think of a way to launder a cool flamingo fact into something I thought Tumblr would re-blog. i don’t care about the show. at all.

feluka

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

feluka

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

feluka

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

girlinyourphone

I think a wizard can be a princess sometimes.. I mean a tower is a tower

super-ion

Wizard princess uses the guise of damsel in distress to lure unwitting test subjects fur unethical magical experimentation

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positivelyqueer

”I have this artistic idea but not the skills to achieve it to the standard I want.”

congrats! Now you have a motif! A recurring theme! A focus for your art! Something to haunt you!

Seventeen still lives of dandelions? Three hundred poems about grief? A sketchbook dedicated to your grandmother’s house? Two books trying to unravel the complexities of familial relationships?

Don’t let the fear of it not being perfect on the first try stop you from being Weird About It!

enki2

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