happiness is not a fixed state

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

Guy who has to one-up everything: yeah, well, I had couscouscous for dinner last night

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the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

RIP Anthony Head

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

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