Cogito Ergo Sum

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

*browses own blog* amazing