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the guitar in dinner and diatribes is just *chef’s kiss* so good

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

Hey it’s been a little while and I feel like the quality of these songs two put together has not been given NEARLY enough credit as it deserves. I’m not even praising my own work at this point. This isn’t a mashup to me anymore it’s just a fuckin JAM of a song.

I am legally obligated to bring this back to the attention of the public at LEAST annually. This mashup fucks and it was almost completely accidental.

A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original

I was watching Clone Wars and thinking how fucking funny it would have been if in one episode Anakin just fucking died

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

#not enough distinct body parts#insects have three#arachnids on the other hand have two#therefore i propose that centaurs are actually spiders hiding a pair of legs somewhere this is worse jade how did you manage to make this worse

“BEHOLD A CENTAUR” - Diogenes throwing a fucking ant on the ground

this is why we stopped inviting diogenes to these things