paradox

imagine your baby daddy just died in your arms and all of a sudden,, this fuckass wizard sits down and starts smoking weed beside you

hey y'all a reminder that hobbits are just offshoots of men so they don't get an afterlife meaning the last time bilbo will ever speak to thorin is on ravenhill. ever. and never again. thorin will live forever in the halls of his father knowing he'll never get to see bilbo ever again either. ever. never. hehe.

another reminder: Aulë who the dwarves call Mahal, created the dwarves and their afterlife. it is in valinor. bilbo went to valinor and is a notably chaotic and stubborn when he sets his mind on something. the chances of him finding dwarven afterlife are not zero. we can still dream.

now im just imagining thorin moping and grousing and whinging and bitching to his maker about missing bilbo so so so so very much in one ear and the other ear is being furiously tugged by a small fat hobbit demanding to see his stupid husband in order to give him a piece of his mind for dying a stupid stupid death.

this blog stands with palestine and if you don’t you can get the fuck out. what israel is doing is genocide and i will not tolerate anyone who supports it.

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.