Don't question my logic

Saw this and I thought huh... Enjin would absolutely go farel at reader for having a spinal tattoo of any kind.

Like imagine the first time he saw it was when you wore an open back top- the kind where the only thing holding it for the back is a small string. You pretty much didn't think it was a big deal. But he absolutely lost it after that. Meaning you're getting backshots the nearest second he has you all on your own.

1. Outer layer: the heavy duty stuff. Your best thick coat goes here, and if your best one isn't very good at keeping water out, punch a few holes in the bottom of a trash bag and wear it as a poncho over that coat

2. Mid layer: something warm and fairly thick, like a sweater or sweatshirt.

3. Inner layer: the one that sits against your skin. Ideally this would be something moisture wicking, to keep melted snow and also sweat from becoming a problem and cooling you down too fast. This is where thermals go if you have them.

Side note: avoid jeans if you can, but if you don't have anything else, put on a pair of warm sweat pants or pajama pants underneath them. Leggings are acceptable but not great since they typically have no insulation. As soon as you start feeling damp through the leg layer, try and head inside for a break. Getting wet and letting it slide is how people most often get into trouble. You're not gonna die of hypothermia or anything unless you're really really reckless, but you should still be mindful.

And, again, if after a while you notice any part of your skin that's exposed to the air feels warm, that's an immediate sign to go back indoors a while. Numb is normal but it's a warning; warm is bad and is an order.

me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

Gotcha'

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