Not so friendly banter...
Weiss: You know it is Xiao-Long coming around the corner because the vulgarity that is her oversized sacks of fat arrive ten minutes before the rest of her body does.
Yang: The Ice Queen isn't leaning her head back as far as she does because of her oversized ego weighing it down. It's because it's only then that she can actually look down on people for once.
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Weiss: The reason Xiao-Long can keep fighting after receiving multiple debilitating blows to the head is not because she possesses remarkable resilience. It is because there is nothing within her skull to debilitate in the first place.
Yang: Our Ice Queen lacks a certain fortitude in combat. She doesn't dodge and dance like that because it gives her an advantage. She does that because even a stray pebble thrown by a gust of wind would result in a concussion.
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Weiss: Xiao-Long does not posses any proper weapons besides her fists because her utter lack of grace would destroy even the simplest of clubs by the mere act of holding it.
Yang: Ice Queen here uses a toothpick for a weapon not because it's elegant or "befitting her station". It's because anything heavier would give her frail frame a herniated disc.
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Weiss: If you would present me with a picture of a Beringel next to a one of Xiao-Long and ask me about any differences between the two, I would state the Beringel has better posture.
Yang: If you showed me pictures of a Deathstalker and the Ice Queen side-by-side and ask me which one I prefer, I'd go with Deathstalker because it'd be the cuddlier one of the two.
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Weiss: Xiao-Long gets compared to a sun because staring at her for too long will make you burn your cornea's beyond repair.
Yang: She's called an Ice Queen because you'll develop necrotic frostbite when you stay close to her for too long.
Ruby: JESUS CHRIST- WOULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY?
