losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don't want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

making WWIII jokes about US imperialism is obviously terrible, but it also shows no one knows what the fuck a world war is. the US is not the one suffering in an attack here, nor is the majority of the world. it’s apparent how many people want to victimize themselves by portraying the situation as a world war so somehow everyone benefiting from US imperialism are the real victims.

it’s honestly so toxic to leave a desirable object under a box propped up by a stick

dude i will never forgive craigslist for banning me after i wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but i was so pissed.

all the guys down at the fishing club were making fun of me because i reeled in my line and there was a big tattered boot on the hook

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family