My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

girls and the inherent loneliness they have felt all their lives

Just tumblring the stress away

Cheaper than therapy