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shout out to people who write answers in the text books

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

You forgot one: having fun!

I respect you

didn’t realize the context for this was video games at first and thought it was a lot funnier without it

How to make puppers

ppl who act like other ppl (ESPECIALLY bi ppl like....) need to be ashamed about their attraction to men r so weird like i know it's not a super large issue but it still bugs me specifically. men r sexy. let me have this.

“unfortunately, i like men” why feel any shame about that. i love men’s tits, fortunately

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.