bite the hand

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

may have let the tasks pile up

never kill yourself there's a lesbian waiting to let you call them daddy and make your dreams come true

I'm far too obsessive and possessive for threesomes. Like I'd snap someone's neck for looking at you the way I do

Your first thought should be wanting to take care of her when you look at her, not fuck her, you idiots

I used to hate coffee until I drank iced coffee. This shit gas

sexting is so fuckin stupid like why is my dick hard over some sigils on my clay tablet ?

pup who begs you to put something inside him by whining and pawing at you cus he knows dogs aren't allowed to talk

sorry i moaned when you yapped about your nerdy little interest. it’s really hot when you talk about things you’re passionate about. do you still want me

it’s okay if you have trouble finishing. it’s okay if it takes you a long time, or if it doesn’t happen at all. your body isn’t broken, and you’re not difficult to please. go easy on yourself, you’re doing just fine

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