Scott Pilgrim trash

@rammemaleks

Sometimes i wonder if my followers have their own “headcanon voice” for me

New ask prompt!! Send me a link to the closest find of your head canon voice for me!!

I ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS BUT I ONLY GOT ONE I GOTTA KNOW

Now this is a metaphor I get.

a heated arguement at the pta meeting

Damn, that’s gotta be at least 12

Well you’re not wrong

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

When you write shit code but it still works somehow so you leave it be

this gif applies to so much of my life and I can’t think of a single way to improve the metaphor

Is this how they coded the mako in Mass Effect?

forbidden memetics

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

I’m so happy tbh

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.