crundle man

hey everyone i'm going out to explode things. lemme know if you want anyone/thing specific exploded

I fucked up my stew and now I have a swirling vortex in my kitchen can you blow it up

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

Kyellmor the Deveiver

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Stop harbassing them! This is unsealievable.

I shrimply cant believe people would do this

tumblr is really no plaice for these sort of insuffishent threats against harmless shrimp

hobbits have a vast bureaucracy dedicated solely to keeping track of their shire’s genders. they have entire libraries devoted solely to sorting, divaricating, and categorizing them. the gender spectrum to them is really more like an 11th-dimensional venn diagram. hobbit scientists have identified over 35 “fundamental particles” of gender, yet theorize of many more. orcs have one gender they call it “Crash”

i honestly think ninja kiwi should make a btd6 forum. reddit is simply not the platform for discussion revolving a game like it

if you'd like, I could take a look for you

really who made rain the sign of sadness who doesnt like rain

Rain is so good. Its the only positive thing about living in England

Im pretty sure rain is the only thing about living in England

Nooo we also have fun activities such as complaining about the government, complaining about the royal family, and complaining about the weather when its too hot

You forgot complaining about the weather when it's not hot enough, and scotch eggs

They made me fucking sideways

If it generally scuttles along the floor then you got a crreature. if it's Out there eating up your prized jasmine, then that's a varmint. and if it gnashes you. then you got yourself a beastie

we need to provide crows the means to write stories. we need crow-produced narratives. can you imagine how fucking deranged they'd be

You need documents to sell stuff? I always just sell stuff to random people in the back alleyways. Always works for me

legally? yeah. it’s not really a requirement per se just like. heavily suggested. also makes things easier when the tax bird comes

clever wizards need not 'pay taxes' so much as 'commit tax evasion'