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yeah i have pmos. pissing me off syndrome

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

It's easy to make fun of labubus and other overconsumption online trends that mostly women enjoy but let's not forget that dudes in that same demographic are shoveling all of their money into crypto rug-pulls and sports betting.

Men's consumerism trends are even more embarrassing like what do you mean you spend all your disposable income on... losing money. Dude.

Hey what the FUCK is this audio?

i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music

the ray charles replicant is undergoing a severe system malfunction because of how sexy that crêpe looks

For the love of God do NOT unmute

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

WE DID IT!!!!