wizard-college-student

buddy of mine showed me a spell he used during midterms, but was too busy to show the rest of our friendgroup. He was using a caffeine conjuration circle, but wanted it to taste of some energy drink. so he made a fucking red bull elemental??! this is a man who can barely tie his own shoes and yet somehow he discovered a new formulation for just a redbull that’s alive?! i need to get him into a frat party, then he can at least put his weird brain to use on something we all want (vodka elemental!!!!)

Shit man, this wizard mosh pit rocks. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "wall of death" or some similar shit, and every one around him formed a line and charged into each other. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting crowd surf and level 2 horns. I think I just heard "power word:crowd kill" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck in there.

my professors don’t understand my limited budget i can’t afford moons tears, lizard gizzards a top of the line crystal ball and a semesters worth of summoning materials. what’s all my tuition money going towards a new tower for the arch-wizard??