"you think we teach magic at the wizard school? Noo. We just keep you kids around this magical stuff and inevitably some of it leaks into you. And then you are a wizard, and you graduate. Or you are cursed; which in case you become a teacher (or monster), and help future students. So you would be learning algebra like plebeian, except none of our teachers are that educated."
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Back in uni, I knew this guy that somehow turned a toad into a dark goblin.
I'm not even kidding, we had to go on a magick lockdown.
The headmaster asked him how he did it and he replied "I simply did as the spirts instructed me" and refused to elaborate any further
The school sent a message to the grand wizard council to see if they had any idea what had happened but they just sent back a steak 'n' shake gift card and some of those little chocolates that you get from olive garden.
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Gershom paused, and allowed Aurion to completely open the door. He sighed, and gestured for the stranger to follow him inside. It would be illogical and rude to hold a grudge, as the stranger was correct in his observations.
In Mackraken Tower, most resident wizards had a set of personal chambers and a separate office. If said wizard was important enough, they may even have their own private laboratory or library space as well. Gershom was allocated a humble set of chambers, and thus came to the conclusion that it would be most logical to turn what was meant to be his sitting room into an office space.
It was a meticulously kept space- pens and pads in a neat line at the end of his desk, unnecessary items kept in decorated boxes against the wall, artworks of famous wizards hanging on the walls behind clean, polished glass. The only sign of disarray was in the large chalkboard making up the entirety of one wall. It was covered in letters and words, in indiscernible charts and frustrated scribbles yet to be erased. The board was unusual itself- most wizards tended to use concentrated light or dictation to cast words on a board. Gershom, however, found himself enjoying the tactile aspect of putting chalk to board, and word to paper. It was much faster too, which made for an easier time recording notes, quotes, and other thoughts.
He had always been the type to ask too many questions in his student seminars at the tower, and had always loved to create problems for himself. His former mentor, Toadstle of the Gloaming Dream, always loved to share the story of how Gershom had put so many annotations in his copy of Nortootin’s Poem of Spring Rains that instead of calling rain, he called a plague of locusts. Toadstle had lunch for several days, but his other students had fled in terror.
Though Gershom studied under Toadstle, and successfully graduated from apprentice to wizard, it was readily apparent that the Poetic School of Wizardry was perhaps not the path Gershom was meant to take. His poetic spells were perfectly metered, and always rhymed beautifully, but they underperformed next to romantics like Ofelia the Romantic. They were too logical, lacking in emotional resonance and beauty. At one point in his career, Toadstle had advised Gershom to consider transferring to a mathematical path, or even linguistic, but Gershom had stuck true to the School of Poetics. (At no point did Toadstle suggest a kinetic path, or even worse, forsake wizardry for sorcery or artificiery. Gershom had the mind of a wizard, no one could deny this.)
There was still debate onto whether or not the style of spellcasting Gershom was slowly inventing was poetic, mathematical, or even linguistic, but none of the schools were interested in absorbing him and his studies, leaving Gershom in a liminal, unliked in-between.
Gershom seated himself on his side of the desk. His own chair was old and had been patched up numerous times, and would likely be uncomfortable to anyone other than Gershom, with the way it had long molded to his exact shape. The other side of the desk had a cheap, unwelcoming and uncushioned chair that he had liberated from a classroom.
Aurion made to seat himself in Gershom’s guest chair, then spotted Gershom’s workboard and sauntered over to examine that instead. “And what’s this?”
“Something I’m working on at the present.”
As Aurion’s eyes moved over the board, his expression changed from amusement into something indiscernible and closed off. “And what’s this,” he said again, this time in a low voice.
“It is unfinished, and none of your business.” Gershom sighed and reached for his spare cloak, then tossed it on top of the workboard. “Spare me your opinions, please. I get enough of them from the other wizards.”
Aurion lifted a bit of the cloak with two fingers. “I can see why. Most wizards aren’t keen to operate around restrictions when they could be reaching new heights.” He let the cloak drop. “But what would I know? I’m no wizard.”
This was true, but as a sorcerer, the work wizards did had a direct impact on his own line of work. Furthermore, he had just been at Palladium Tower, and was meant to be delivering a message to another wizard. However, Gershom reflected, even those who practiced magic but were not wizards tended not to understand the full extent of wizard politics, nor the technicalities behind the scenes of spellcasting. Gershom let it drop. “It’s never too late to resume your studies, should you wish to become a wizard.”
Aurion looked at Gershom through the corner of his eye, then finally settled in the guest chair. One leg was thrown over the arm of the chair, and he leaned back over the other to accommodate the position. “Only if you’d be my mentor.”
“You don’t even know my name.”
“Tell me then,” he answered, tilting his head so it could rest on the palm of his hand. “Maybe you’re the one I’m meant to deliver this to! Wouldn’t that be something? And it would make my life much easier.”
“I doubt it is addressed to me. I don’t receive much correspondence.”
“Correct me then.”
“I am Gershom the Logical,” he said.
Aurion’s smile stretched into a perfect grin. It was roguishly charming, and struck Gershom as incredibly practiced. “I’ve never met a wizard with that epithet before. Clever, dextrous, hard-working, but logical?”
“I am exceedingly logical,” Gershom replied in monotone.
Aurion laughed in two short bursts. “Maybe I should take lessons from you, then! I’d love to learn more about your unique perspective. I’ve always found logic to be quite dull. My winning smile has done more for me than a practiced argument.” He showed off said winning smile. Gershom studied the line of his straight teeth before he nodded to concede the point.
“Your hypothetical burgeoning career as a wizard would be immediately made static if I was your mentor.” Gershom settled into his own chair, smoothing out his robes as he settled. “Now, what was the name of the wizard you were sent to deliver a message to? I can look it up in the floor registry.”
Aurion reached into his coat and pulled out a fine envelope. “I believe this is meant to go to a Hussex the Ox-Eyed and Munificent, Venerable Elder of Konigs, Protector of the Fourth Spire.”
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Trans Wizard Harriet Porber series by Dr. Chuck Tingle
Earthsea Cycle series by Ursula K. Le Guin
Circle of Magic series by Tamora Pierce
The Numair Chronicles by Tamora Pierce
The Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss
The Scholomance Trilogy by Naomi Novik
Babel by R.F. Kuang
The Poppy War series by R.F. Kuang
The Magicians by Lev Grossman
The Black Magician Trilogy by Trudi Canavan
Mother of Learning series by Domagoj Kurmaić
Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto (I'm counting it and you can't stop me)
Simon Snow Trilogy by Rainbow Rowell
The Atlas Series by Olivia Blake
The Legendborn Cycle series by Tracy Deonn
The School for Good and Evil series by Soman Chainani
The House in the Cerulean Sea by T.J. Klune
Supernatural Investigations series by B.B. Alston
In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan
Book of the Ancestor Trilogy by Mark Lawrence
Magic for Liars by Sarah Grey
A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher
The Empyrean series by Rebecca Yarros
The Medoran Chronicles by Lynette Noni
Heir Chronicles by Cinda Williams Chima
Summoner Series by Taran Matharu
Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead
The Black Witch Chronicles by Laurie Forest
The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins
Vita Nostra by Marina and Sergey Dyachenko
Supernatural Beasts and Bullies series by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti
The Culling Trials series by K.F. Breene and Shannon Mayer
Zero Sight series by Justin Shier
Hex Hall by Rachel Hawkins
Roses and Rot by Kat Howard
House of Night series by P.C. and Kristin Cast
The Worst Witch series by Jill Murphy
School for Unusual Magic series by Liz Montague
Alex Stern series by Leigh Bardugo
Note that this is not a full list. If you have other magic school books to recommend, feel free!
Also note that these are only magic school books. There are plenty of amazing fantasy books not set in magical schools, such as Lindsey Byrd's The Sun Blessed Prince or Saara El-Arifi's Faebound.
buddy of mine showed me a spell he used during midterms, but was too busy to show the rest of our friendgroup. He was using a caffeine conjuration circle, but wanted it to taste of some energy drink. so he made a fucking red bull elemental??! this is a man who can barely tie his own shoes and yet somehow he discovered a new formulation for just a redbull that’s alive?! i need to get him into a frat party, then he can at least put his weird brain to use on something we all want (vodka elemental!!!!)
my professors don’t understand my limited budget i can’t afford moons tears, lizard gizzards a top of the line crystal ball and a semesters worth of summoning materials. what’s all my tuition money going towards a new tower for the arch-wizard??