Winnie Vase

That will be the end of my personality.

💗⬇️ ——— ⬇️💗

💗⬆️ ——— ⬆️💗

NONONO, YOU GOT IT, RIGHT?

LIKE

Lucifer can't stand sinners.

And then Alastor does something that breaks something in Lu.

Firstly, he'll definitely realize he's in love with him (he's fucked).

Alastor, in love with Lucifer and denying it: “What?”

Mimzy: “You don't look healthy. The excitement disappears from the eyes. A very bad sign.”

Alastor: “Don't make me laugh.”

Husk behind the bar: “Hey, Boss— Oh. You look like shit.”

Alastor, clenching his teeth: “I didn't ask. Pour me some rum.”

Husk: “Whatever.”

Rosie: “You—”

Alastor: “Don't even start.”

Rosie: “…. okay, Alastor?”

Alastor:

Lucifer: “And this is my partner, Alastor! Alastor, this is character B, my good friend!”

Character B: “THIS MOTHERFUCKER?”

Lucifer:

Alastor: “Oh, character B! Long time no see :) Since the 80s, I think?”

Character B: “You...”

Lucifer: “Do you know each other?”

Character B: “This freaking bastard—”

Alastor: “You don't have to continue. ~ How’s your dead bitch father doing?—”

Character B: “YOU FUCKING SON OF A—”

AFTER

Lucifer, sighing: “God, did you seriously kill his father? It's fucked up, the Earth is round...”

Alastor, stagy: “How could you think that about me, dear!”

Lucifer:

Alastor: “Well, I really didn't kill him. His father was a big cone among the overlords in the 80s, and then he was killed, and I came to his funeral eating a rabbit. He was a staunch vegetarian. And sexist, besides”.