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Vincent Van Gogh

what

I can’t even put skates on.

Important Star Wars question of the day: do y’all think people in the First Order know about Kylo Ren? Like do they put him in propaganda reels (’Check out this badass! Pew pew! Aren’t you glad he’s on our side?’) or is it more of a secret whispered-about thing/urbanintergalactic legend (’my cousin’s boyfriend’s brother was personally strangled by Kylo Ren!’ ‘Yeah right, Kylo Ren’s just a scary story they tell the kids in the academy when they won’t eat their portions.’)?

Follow up question: if Kylo is not in the propaganda reels, do you think he’s salty about it? Like he corners Hux to say ‘Supreme Leader said I should be in the holos. In my badass black TIE that I 100% do not feel dead inside while flying. SUPREME LEADER SAID.’ and Hux is like ‘FINE’ and immediately has the marketing department edit together titles like ‘Kylo Ren’s Greatest Fuck-Ups’ and ‘Even More Kylo Ren Fucking Up’ and ‘Fuck-Ups III: Rens Gone Wild’ which are just supercuts of him tripping over his robes, screaming while he hacks up consoles, falling into swamps because he wouldn’t read the intelligence reports, etc.

Plot for Episode IX revealed

This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

unmute this for the love of god