Heavy is the chest that breasts boobily down the stairs

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

on your knees (derogatory) vs. on your knees (seductive)

So, we all agree that Yennefer spitting alcohol into fire mage’s face to burn him was really hot, right? Just, objectively more attractive than it should have been?

i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

Dune is about a mythical space twink taking so much LSD that he gains the power to impose White Boy Summer on the entire galaxy