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To humor an Abbotsford man.
talesspin // phryne fisher.
“Oh well now you are just teasing–”
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“ i’m not sure what you mean, miss fisher. i’m being entirely serious... ”
SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WESTWORLD / 1.01 –– 1.02 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
“I’m not feeling quite myself.”
“Would you like to wake up from this dream?”
“There’s nothing to be afraid of, as long as you answer my questions correctly.”
“Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?”
“Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the beauty.”
“At one point or another, we were all new to this world.”
“They’re looking for the same thing we are, a place to be free to stake out our dreams, a place with unlimited possibilities.”
“I’d rather earn a woman’s affection than pay for it.”
“Do you ever feel inconsistencies in your world, or repetitions?”
“All lives have routine, mine’s no different.”
“I never cease to wonder at the thought that any day the course of my whole life could change with just one chance encounter.”
“Don’t mind me, just trying to look chivalrous.”
“There’s a path for everyone, and your path leads you back to me.”
“I know things will work out the way they’re meant to.”
“Is that any way to treat an old friend?”
“I realized winning doesn’t mean anything unless someone else loses.”
“Seems you’re not the man you thought you were.”
“Would the things I told you change the way you think?”
“Every new person I meet reminds me how lucky I am to be alive and how beautiful this world can be.”
“I’m more interested in the bad guys.”
“He must have slipped it in there without telling anyone.”
“It’s the tiny things that make them seem real.”
“They don’t make that like they used to. They don’t make anything like the used to.”
“I’ve seen a few showdowns in my day.”
“Perhaps we better drink to a deep and dreamless slumber.”
“I know how boys think. Was one myself once.”
“I am what I am because of you, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
“It’s beautiful, when you’re angry but trying to control it.”
“The guy kind of creeps me out.”
“If you’re this bad at small talk, how the fuck did you get your job?”
“I wanted to apologize if I came across as aggressive.”
“The guy’s gonna chase his demons right over the deep end.”
“You were saying should our fearless leader have a breakdown, you want to leverage it for your career.”
“I just wanted you to know that you have my support.”
“Here I thought you were only good for writing depraved little fantasies.”
“You’re smart enough to guess there’s a bigger picture, but not smart enough to see what it is.”
“You’ll have more rich assholes to gratify tomorrow.”
“I’m beginning to think you’re getting sweet on me.”
“Sometimes I envy your forgetfulness.”
“This isn’t minor improvisation, it’s a fucking shitstorm.”
“Evolution forged the entirety of sentient life on this planet using only one tool –– the mistake.”
“I flattered myself thinking we were taking a more disciplined approach here.”
“I suppose self-delusion is a gift of natural selection as well.”
“We’ve managed to slip evolutions leash now, haven’t we?”
“We can cure any disease, and one fine day perhaps we shall even resurrect the dead.”
“You must indulge me the occasional mistake.”
“I have a question, a question you’re not supposed to ask.”
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.”
“You’re all here indulging your particular vices, so I’ve come to indulge mine.”
“I know we both believe the same thing.”
“No matter how dirty the business, do it well.”
“The problem with the righteous? They can’t shoot for shit.”
“You’re in a dream that could determine your life.”
“I shall have revenges on you both.”
“What they are, I don’t know, but they will be the terrors fo the earth.”
“These violent delights have violent ends.”
“Unless this uptight prick is who you really are, in which case be someone else.”
“This is to make sure we don’t give you anything more than you can handle.”
“Figuring out how it works is half the fun.”
“If you can’t tell, does it matter?”
“You don’t have to worry about what most people would do.”
“I think there’s something fucked up going on with his cognition.”
“I’ll make sure this is not something more serious.”
“I know that you think you have a handle on what this is gonna be.”
“This place seduces everybody eventually.”
“You’re gonna be begging me to stay because this place is the answer to that question that you’ve been asking yourself.”
“That’s the best thanks you could muster?”
“Don’t do anything you might regret.”
“Whenever I wanted something, I could hear that voice telling me to stop, to be careful, to leave most of my life unlived.”
“This is the new world, and in this world, you can be whoever the fuck you want.”
“You can’t play god without being acquainted with the devil.”
“There’s something else bothering you, I know how that head of yours works.”
“The photograph alone couldn’t have caused that level of damage.”
“You think it’s sabotage?”
“I imagine someone’s been diddling with our creations.”
“The problem is that what you and I do is so complicated.”
“We create life itself out of chaos.”
“He’ll only try to rope you into some bullshit treasure hunt.”
“They all got some big adventure that they want to sell you on.”
“First up, you’re gonna buy me a drink.”
“You haven’t told anyone about our little talks?”
“How many interactions have you participated in since we last talked?”
“I think it would be best if you not mention the things we’ve been talking about.”
“There’s something different about you, about the way you think.”
“I find it fascinating, but others may not see it that way.”
“In this world, you can be whoever the fuck you want.”
“Never open your mouth that wide unless someone’s paying you for it.”
“If you find yourself in a bad dream, close your eyes, count to backwards from three, wake yourself right up.”
“You can get fucked right back to sleep by one of these assholes with their miniature peckers.”
“You pay for the drinks, not the right to gawk at me.”
“That woman in charge is quite formidable.”
“This character analysis routine really isn’t half as charming as you think.”
“You’re always worried about making a mess.”
“You are talented, driven, and inoffensive.”
“As a sign of my humble appreciation, I’d like to offer you an opportunity of a lifetime.”
“Did you just grab a cock from the body shop and hame it between his eyes?”
“He used to say that only boring people get bored.”
“That’s what I love about this place.”
“As much fun as this is, I got to be moving on.”
“When you’re suffering, that’s when you’re most real.”
“You see what a bored mind can conjure?”
“Everything in this world is magic, except to the magician.”
“You’re certainly comfortable with long, pensive silences.”
“Fuckload of aggression, courtesy of those morons.”
“I guess you could add lying to your list of sins.”
“The only thing wrong with the seven deadly sins is that there aren’t more of them.”
“My transgressions wash off a little easier than yours.”
“I’m the king of hygiene.”
“I have vivisection, self-cannibalism.”
“They come back because they discover something they imagine no one had ever noticed before.”
“They’re not looking for a story that tells them who they are.”
“They already know who they are, they want a glimpse of who they could be.”
“The only thing your story tells is who you are.”

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Marked For Murder
his expression is stern -- and more than a little irritated. though, if truth be told, his annoyance is directed less at miss williams than at her employer. after all, she was the one who’d put the young girl in such a position in the first place. he supposes he would be frustrated if it weren’t all so utterly predictable. he fixes dot with a firm glare, sympathy taking only the slightest edge off his words when he speaks.
“ you had time to call the police. why didn’t you? ”
@turnstyles -- generated starter!
@whisperedreveries said; ❛ it shines beautiful from afar. up close, it stinks. ❜ from lydia if you're okay with writing with her??
he manages to suppress the amused grin into a slight quirk at the corner of his lips. “ i see you’re a natural detective, miss shaw, ” he replies. but the light tone does not override the businesslike manner he has long prided himself on maintaining. “ all the same, i’m sure you can appreciate the need to stay away from this particular -- ” he hesitates a moment, looking for the word. “ -- stench. ” after all, the last thing he needs is another eager amateur running roughshod over his crime scene. no matter how accurate she was about the quality her acquaintance’s alibi...
seriously, we don’t talk about.... this nearly as much as we should...

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Hello Jack!
📚 JOHN JAKES’S THE SEEKERS ( 1975 ) STARTERS. ↳ change pronouns / wording as necessary.
❛ you’ll need to be lively when the sun’s up. ❜ ❛ as you can tell by my presence here, i understand perfectly. ❜ ❛ success evidently runs in the family. ❜ ❛ may i ask you a personal question ? ❜ ❛ you’ll have to agree it’s fallen into bloody excess. ❜ ❛ the solution was only temporary anyway. ❜ ❛ that’s why i had to strike out on my own for a time. ❜ ❛ truthfully, it had never occurred to me before. ❜ ❛ stolen would be a better word. ❜ ❛ don’t be so anxious to shed blood. i’ve done it and it’s far from pleasant. ❜ ❛ there was a scandal, and a juicy one. ❜ ❛ i’ll repeat the story in private. ❜ ❛ a man who goes into battle without fear is the worst sort of fool. ❜ ❛ i discovered there is nothing pleasant or uplifting about killing another human. ❜ ❛ so that leaves your future open for discussion. ❜ ❛ yes, you make all of the decisions, don’t you ? ❜ ❛ why wouldn’t you want a comfortable, secure existence ? ❜ ❛ will you deny me the same opportunity ? ❜ ❛ i do hope you haven’t entirely closed your mind against me. ❜ ❛ anyway, why shouldn’t i be here ? ❜ ❛ then sit, and let’s talk. ❜ ❛ what do you propose we do, may i ask ? ❜ ❛ then why don’t you protest ? or quit ? ❜ ❛ i’m glad the secrets out, now i can talk to them about my intentions. ❜ ❛ then don’t make me out to be more wicked than you, please. ❜ ❛ i only want you. let the rest happen as it will. ❜ ❛ you’re vile to suggest that. ❜ ❛ i’m afraid i might not be able to contain my temper ! ❜ ❛ then i’d encourage you to follow your instincts. ❜ ❛ perhaps there was a reason you valued them more than i. ❜ ❛ i just don’t want you to have any bad feelings about leaving. ❜ ❛ what is it you don’t understand ? ❜ ❛ are you saying you want to refuse my gift ? ❜ ❛ we are all guilty of being human. ❜ ❛ what a damned paradox, eh ? ❜ ❛ don’t be angry with me, realize the decision had been made. ❜ ❛ you’re not telling the truth. ❜ ❛ i don’t think i’ll ever be warm again. ❜ ❛ i couldn’t get by without it and you know it ! ❜ ❛ i don’t know what’s wrong except i hate this place. ❜ ❛ i don’t have any courage left. ❜ ❛ i know you’re here, don’t hide from me. ❜ ❛ except you want to talk about it, or else you wouldn’t have brought it up. ❜ ❛ but you’re carrying on like a crazy man ! ❜ ❛ i’ll pour you another drink. ❜ ❛ it shines beautiful from afar. up close, it stinks. ❜
#Jack’s face is everything
𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 !
From Bioware’s ‘Dragon Age 2′. (One (1) from Inquisition.) As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you so please. Warnings! Mentions of & implications: food, violence, death.
► 𝐃𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂.
“ When in doubt, run away, and let me handle it. ”
“ Looks like a fight! Be ready! ”
“ May Andraste guide you. ”
“ I’m just here to talk. ”
“ I don’t know if I can pull this off. ”
“ It’s not a choice everyone has. ”
“ I figured there’d at least be free food. ”
“ Thank you for not breaking his legs. ”
“ I’m happy with who I am. ”
“ I do what I can. Sometimes it doesn’t seem like enough. ”
► 𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂.
“ No worries, everything is dandy now. ”
“ Just act like you know where you’re going, that’s usually enough. ”
“ For a slaughtering ground, it’s actually rather pretty. ”
“ Are you about to die? Am I? Why so serious all of a sudden? ”
“ It’s far more entertaining if I don’t. ”
“ Can you save someone so intent on being foolish? ”
“ We could bring him back as the undead, and then kill him again. ”
“ ‘Don’t touch anything’ is usually an invitation to touch everything. ”
“ ‘It cannot be a coincidence’? It sounds exactly like a coincidence! ”
“ Don’t the stories mention my stunning good looks? What about my cunning wit? ”
“ I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation. I just can’t think of it right now. ”
“ Wow. Your problems make mine seem small. ”
“ Helping people and killing people are what I’m best at. ”
“ Good to know you’re barking mad. That makes things easier. ”
“ I’ve been wondering when you’d come back to bite me in the ass. ”
“ I thought you’d be taller. ”
“ At least we’re alive. That’s no small feat. ”
“ Can’t anyone fix their own lives around here? ”
“ I’m just here for the rat-flavored whiskey. ”
“ You should see the look on your face. ”
“ If I held a grudge against everyone who attacked me in a dream, I’d have no friends. ”
“ I hear a ‘but’ coming. ”
“ If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Maker’s bosom. ”
► 𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄.
“ They say your life flashes in front of your eyes before you die. ”
“ I don’t know or care who you are, but you need to step back right now. ”
“ I’ll tear his throat out myself. ”
“ The elves deserve justice. ”
“ Always money in saving fools. ”
“ I think a bloody response is in order. ”
“ You should have known better. ”
“ Don’t go making promises you can’t keep. ”
“ Thinking about what might have been is pointless. ”
“ Solve your own problem. ”
“ You always were a good liar. ”
“ If you’re looking for trouble, you’ve found it. ”
“ Feel better getting that off your chest? ”
“ You know I hate it when you do that. ”
“ If they hurt you I’ll make them regret it. ”
“ It does feel like some unseen force is manipulating my fate. ”
“ Hmm, I didn’t think you cared. ”
“ You think I asked for this? ”
“ I just want to get out of here. Alive, if possible. ”
“ Vermin always flock to dark places. ”
“ Yes, inviting you to a party is an insidious punishment I’ve been planning for months. ”
“ Without risk, there’s no reward. ”
“ Remind me why busting down the door isn’t an option? ”
i haven’t gone looking at mfmm fic since taylor swift’s last album came out but... the number of phrack fics that now have folklore titles does my heart some good.

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comfort starters
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“ i’ve got you. it’s okay. ” “ stay the night with me? ” “ i’m here. and i’m not going anywhere. ” “ shh, it’s okay. i’m here now. ” “ talk to me. ” “ i wish i knew how to talk about it, but every time i try i just— the words won’t come out. ” “ i’m afraid if i start crying, i just won’t stop. ” “ i don’t wanna be alone tonight. ” “ you don’t have to say anything. ” “ do you want me to stay with you? ” “ we’re okay— everything is gonna be okay. ” “ it’s over now. ” “ it’s okay if you need to cry. it’s just me. let it out. ” “ i don’t wanna have to do that ever again. ” “ i’m so fucking scared. ” “ i won’t let you go through anything like that again. ” “ you don’t have to deal with this alone. ” “ i just need to feel something. ” “ i don’t wanna talk about it. i don’t. i just need to forget. ” “ whatever you need, i’m here. ” “ please, just tell me what you need. ” “ lay back down, you need to rest. ” “ here, i made you some tea. ” “ drink this, it’ll help you relax. ” “ let’s go for a walk. sitting here all cooped up will only make it worse. ” “ i can’t breathe. i can’t— ” “ just breathe. breathe with me. ” “ look at me. hey— i’m right here. you’re not alone. ” ” i feel so sick. ” ” i’m just so fucking tired. ” “ what can i do? ” “ i need you. ” “ i’ll always be here when you need me. ” “ i was so worried— i thought i’d lose you. ” “ i’m really worried about you. ” “ actually i’m…i’m really not okay. ” “ i keep telling everyone everything is fine and each time someone else asks i get closer to just. breaking. ” “ you’re not fine. and you don’t have to pretend that you are with me. ” “ everything hurts and i want it to stop. ” “ i know it hurts now. but it gets better. with time. the pain gets a little less until it’s more of an ache rather than some big overwhelming lump in your throat. ” “ just tell me it’s gonna get better. ” “ i heard you crying— what’s wrong? ” “ everyone keeps asking how i’m doing but— you’re the only person i really feel like i can talk to. ” “ i can’t promise you it’ll get better. but i can promise you i’ll be here with you. ” “ i just needed to see you. ” “ i just need to know you’re okay. ” “ get some rest, i’ll be here the whole time. ” “ i’m afraid to go to sleep. ” “ i can’t stop seeing their faces every time i close my eyes. ” “ i sleep better in your bed. ” “ i won’t say sorry because that just, falls flat. but if i could change it. i would. ” “ as long as i have you, i think i’ll be okay again. ”
ACTIONS:
1. for our muses to cuddle after one of them has a nightmare 2. for one muse to invite the other to get under the covers with them 3. for one muse to come to the other in the middle of the night to crawl in bed with them 4. for one muse to hold the other while they cry 5. for our muses to spend the night together after a traumatic experience 6. for one muse to help the other clean blood off of themselves 7. for our muses to take a bath together to help one or both of them relax after something traumatic 8. for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep in tears 9. for our muses to have sex as a means of comforting each other 10. for one muse to make the other’s favorite meal to help them feel better 11. for one muse to wipe the other’s tears away 12. for one muse to gently take the other’s chin to get their point across while comforting them 13. for one muse to fall asleep on the other after breaking down 14. for one muse to carry the other to bed and stay with them 15. for one muse to confess something traumatic to the other 16. for one muse to make the other finally open up about something 17. for one muse to stay the night with the other to keep them from hurting themselves 18. for one muse to take care of the other who is drunk 19. for our muses to drink together after a shared traumatic experience 20. for one muse to confess their love for the other after experiencing something traumatic
phryne/jack + romantic overtures™