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me: are you going to... cooperate? for the writing?
my muse: no write!!! only naughty!!!
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my muse: i wanna do naughty things.
me: are you going to... cooperate? for the writing?
my muse: no write!!! only naughty!!!

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From Biowareβs βDragon Age 2β². (One (1) from Inquisition.) As per usual, feel free to change pronouns or whatever you so please.Β Β Warnings! Mentions of & implications: food, violence, death.
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β When in doubt, run away, and let me handle it. β
β Looks like a fight! Be ready! β
β May Andraste guide you. β
β Iβm just here to talk. β
β I donβt know if I can pull this off. β
β Itβs not a choice everyone has. β
β I figured thereβd at least be free food. β
β Thank you for not breaking his legs. β
β Iβm happy with who I am. β
β I do what I can. Sometimes it doesnβt seem like enough. β
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β No worries, everything is dandy now. β
β Just act like you know where you're going, thatβs usually enough. β
β For a slaughtering ground, itβs actually rather pretty. β
β Are you about to die? Am I? Why so serious all of a sudden? β
β Itβs far more entertaining if I donβt. β
β Can you save someone so intent on being foolish? β
β We could bring him back as the undead, and then kill him again. β
β βDonβt touch anythingβ is usually an invitation to touch everything. β
β βIt cannot be a coincidenceβ? It sounds exactly like a coincidence! β
β Donβt the stories mention my stunning good looks? What about my cunning wit? β
β Iβm sure there's a reasonable explanation. I just canβt think of it right now. β
β Wow. Your problems make mine seem small. β
β Helping people and killing people are what Iβm best at. β
β Good to know youβre barking mad. That makes things easier. β
β Iβve been wondering when youβd come back to bite me in the ass. β
β I thought youβd be taller. β
β At least weβre alive. Thatβs no small feat. β
β Canβt anyone fix their own lives around here? β
β Iβm just here for the rat-flavored whiskey. β
β You should see the look on your face. β
β If I held a grudge against everyone who attacked me in a dream, Iβd have no friends. β
β I hear a βbutβ coming. β
β If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Makerβs bosom. β
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β They say your life flashes in front of your eyes before you die. β
β I donβt know or care who you are, but you need to step back right now. β
β Iβll tear his throat out myself. β
β The elves deserve justice. β
β Always money in saving fools. β
β I think a bloody response is in order. β
β You should have known better. β
β Donβt go making promises you can't keep. β
β Thinking about what might have been is pointless. β
β Solve your own problem. β
β You always were a good liar. β
β If youβre looking for trouble, youβve found it. β
β Feel better getting that off your chest? β
β You know I hate it when you do that. β
β If they hurt you Iβll make them regret it. β
β It does feel like some unseen force is manipulating my fate. β
β Hmm, I didnβt think you cared. β
β You think I asked for this? β
β I just want to get out of here. Alive, if possible. β
β Vermin always flock to dark places. β
β Yes, inviting you to a party is an insidious punishment Iβve been planning for months. β
β Without risk, thereβs no reward. β
β Remind me why busting down the door isnβt an option? β
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From Rick Yanceyβs βThe Monstrumologistβ. Part 1 / 2. Change pronouns β or, you know, anything β as you see fit! Β Warnings: mentions of death.
β It struck me as something right up your alley. β β Well, I suppose nearly anything is possible, though some things are much more possible than others! β β Step lively, _____, and snap to! β β Your secret will be as safe with me as I hope mine will be with you. β β I must trust you, and you in turn must trust me. β β I don't mean to rush you off, but each moment you stay endangers both you and my work, both of which matter a great deal to me, though one perhaps a bit more than the other. β β Focus upon the task at hand, _____. β β Will you promise me that all will not have been in vain? β β An honorable man has no need for secrets. β β I have seen things that no living man should ever see! β β Will you take me with you the next time you go? β β Fear consumes the truth and poisons all the evidence, leading us to false assumptions and irrational conclusions. β β Lying is the worst kind of buffoonery. β β He shouldn't have brought you. β β I told you to catch it. β β Why are you staring at me like that? β β Nonsense! β β I can only make an educated guess, based on the literature. β β With a little luck we may finish this business before we are discovered. β β You are not here to provide for me; I am here to provide for you. β β I beg your pardon, _____. I fear I am dying. β β I am sorry for your loss. β β I would not presume to ask if the matter were not of the utmost necessity. β β And curiosity brought you to my door. β β Mistake me not, I do not complain, but it is hard. β β I'd rather die honorably poor than dishonorably live. β β I saw it with my own two eyes, and if I were a braver man, I would pluck them out for the offense. β β Have mercy. β β For every puzzle solved, two more rise in its place. β β Why are you hovering there like that? β β Some falsehoods are borne of necessity, not foolishness. β β Are you back, then? Good; I need your help. β β I am not used to it, as you know. β β I had no idea how far he had fallen. β β Well, don't just sit there. Tell me what you think! β β Avoid him if you can. β β His tale was so outlandish it had to be a lie. β β What purpose could it possibly serve? β β It is a wonder and a marvel. β β Exile your guilt and bury your grief. β β They are dead, and no amount of sorrow or regret will bring them back to you. β β I had no choice! β β I shan't be held responsible. My hands are clean. β β If you need me, you know where you may find me. β β I want nothing solved! I want justice! β β I suppose he felt it was the right thing to do. β β It will get better. It did for me. It will never be the same, but it will get better. β β The man's penmanship is atrocious. β β Well, _____, you look terrible. β β I'm relieved you could come on such short notice. β β You intend to stay here? β β It's right before your eyes, if you would but open them. β β Insufferable little marplot, isn't he? β β You're wrong, you know. β β I am not convinced. β β I woke up and you were gone. β β I believe because I must. β