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i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You
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I love the twins so much i’ve started wondering how they were when they were younger.
i want to see vilkas and farkas get into drunken brawls (with each other or with other Whiterun residents. Regardless, it’s usually Vilkas that starts it first) and get dragged away and scolded by Skjor and/or Kodlak after
i want to see them banter and fight. I want to see them fool around with the other members. Maybe armwrestling with Aela? A drinking game with Torvar? Sharing glances and laughs after getting scolded by kodlak? Quietly groaning after being assigned another rescue mission by Skjor?
obviously they’d grow out of their foolishness, but I like to think them getting the beastblood was the main catalyst. Maybe Vilkas volunteered first and Farkas followed after, as always. He always follows his brother…even into a curse. And that never left Vilkas: he had doomed his own brother.
His secondary skills are Pickpocket and One-Handed.
Also has a high sneak skill.
He is a Companion of Jorvaskkr from Whiterun. He fights for honour, glory and is seen as the muscle, strong but mostly silent type. The Companions also don't favour sneaking, stealing or killing.
The first thing most people will say about Farkas is either "he's always my husband" or "he's dumb" and the former are my people and the latter are wrong.
We hear from Skjor, Aela, Athis, Torvar and Vilkas that Farkas isn't smart, not clever, stupid and overall unintelligent. Farkas himself will agree with them (sadly) and say he doesn't mind them saying it.
I disagree and I mind them saying as I believe it is the opposite. This is my headcanon and I'm just spiralling out here so if you disagree, cool, don't worry about it.
Farkas is a man of few words, he also lampshades this saying he's not fond of standing around and talking and when he does stand about and talk, its about broadswords. So the image of him you get is big idiot who hits things.
As seen from his skill levels, it seems an odd fit for his job however if you look at it another way.
For speech: He cannot be intimidated into anything nor persuaded into anything he doesn't want to.
For pickpocketing: He can't be pickpocketed. He's aware enough and has the senses keen enough to pay attention.
In regards to the smithing, I do like he does some smithing in his spare time, you can also see in his room at Jorvaskkr that he has a lute-showing he plays, and a mini bar in there with a few sprigs of wheat so perhaps he dabbles a bit in making his own mead.
When I first played Skyrim, I didn't realise he and Vilkas were twins, brothers sure and I figured Farkas was the eldest and Vilkas the youngest based on their behaviour.
To me, personally, Farkas seems the more emotionally mature, wiser and level headed twin. Vilkas seems grouchy and mouthy, claiming he's smarter than his brother which very much gives of lil bro vibes.
Farkas does not struggle with the wolf's blood, Vilkas does.
Farkas does not hold any anger or ill will to Jergan, who saved and brought them to Jorvaskkr and died in the war, Vilkas does.
Vilkas overthinks and gets over emotional. Farkas doesn't at all which shows the amount of times when something happens and in the aftermath he'll say he needs to go find Vilkas to be with him as he knows his brother will be handling it badly.
Skjor dies and you tell Farkas, he says he's going to his brother. Same thing when Kodlak dies and same thing I THINK at Ysgramor's tomb. I think the spider fear comment is simply he doesn't want to see Kodlak and experience this without his brother (who stayed at the entrance out of shame), Vilkas is upset and Farkas doesn't really want to keep going without him so he makes something up and heads back to his twin.
Imma lose some of you here lol I dislike Vilkas in regards to how he treats his brother. Farkas always seem to think of him and factor him into things whilst Vilkas doesn't and truly the stupid comments do upset me.
Personally I think if you marry Farkas, it would probably be better in the long run for him to spend some time away from Jorvaskkr, I feel like he's kinda pigeon-held in the mold of big dumb idiot. He takes the comments and we all know after a while even if you don't mind, if someone keeps saying you are something, it gets in your head.
Farkas will fish with the kids, teach them new stuff, read them books, train them a little if you have any kids. I had Sofie and Lucia and they loved him. Farkas needs some new perspective to stretch his wings.
I also headcanon that if he had more time to think on it, he may have stayed a werewolf. He seems stuck doing whatever his twin will do. Kodlak mentions as such in his journal that he and Vilkas will convince Farkas to stop transforming.
Overall I wish the Companions storyline had a lot more to it, its my favourite guild and there isn't much of it.
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I understand completely why casual fans of Dragon Age might have critiques for the elven gods being the Big Bosses of the last installment.
However, I think if you understand DA, and really late-stage DA's, approach to perspective, lost history, antagonism, and "villainy," it becomes... much more complicated.
Dragon Age doesn't really do "bad guys." Not in a larger ontological sense. In Dragon Age, there are no true tyrants who started out that way. The thematic lens on villainy in Dragon Age is that everyone actually started off good, with a real desire to help and protect a group of people they felt responsible to and/or for. At the very least, even if their views/beliefs were not "good," they came by them earnestly and unselfishly: Dedicated to a god or a belief or a system they saw as greater than themselves.
The idea of a secretly-corrupt-from-the-start individual is actually unrealistically rare in DA, and in its main villains/antagonists specifically:
Loghain really sucks, and I have no sympathy for any of his actions. But the game goes out of its way to show that, from his own perspective, this was never about hoarding power for himself; it was about protecting his people and his kingdom from what he saw as a legitimately larger threat.
Meredith: Also hate and do not personally forgive her. But the framing is of someone who was committed to the ideas she'd been raised with (magic is dangerous to the common people), an awareness that Kirkwall WAS uniquely dangerous in terms of blood magic and possession before her arrival or interference, a sense of frustration that no one else in the city seemed to see this as a problem to be dealt with, and then a magical macguffin whispering paranoias and sycophancies to her like her own personal ChatGPT.
Orsino: Spent all his time advocating against Meredith's mistreatment, and became possessed when he felt there was no other way to survive or resolve this conflict.
Anders: Another mage who advocated for human rights for mages, and who became so frustrated by the monstrosity and dehumanization in how mages were treated that he did an act of terrorism to bring attention to their plight and hopefully trigger a world-wide resistance.
Corypheus: Also personally unforgivable to me, but a guy who devoted himself above all others to gods that were very real to him, who actually spoke to him and gave him instructions. And who shifted his lens from following their directions and back to restoring the empire he'd abandoned and helped passively destroy by his actions following false gods.
Solas: A guy who did a lot of warcrimes for his girlfriend, but also to protect their common people, and who then turned on his fellow leaders once they began consolidating unncessary power and exploiting their subordinates. Made an executive decision that locked said tyrants away after they refused to change and then murdered said girlfriend, accidentally leading to the eventual death of every one of the people he was trying to protect. So he decided upon his return he, similar to Corypheus, would be undoing the problem he'd accidentally caused, even if it was risky and dangerous to modern commoners.
More generally, as magical elements, we have:
Demons: Demons are both literal and metaphorical echoes of this same concept as well: Incorporeal, curious beings who want to help the corporeal, who are "corrupted" by things that challenge or complicate their original purpose and perspective, and make them more interested in taking bodies and causing damage once corrupted.
The Blight: Even the Blight itself we come to realize is a living entity that as far as we know was never interested in selfishly ruling everything. But is now trying to lash out and take over/convert everything it touches as a manifestation of rage and hurt from something done to it.
Based on everything we know, the common threads rarely begin with true selfishness, greed, and self-aggrandizement. Even if the beliefs themselves are kind of fucked and the person in question was born into privilege and bad ideas (I'd argue they often are in DA)? The "villain" is portrayed as originally having gotten here from a place of earnest care and devotion. Only becoming a power-hoarding tyrant over time. As desperation and complexity make safety/success seem less and less likely.
The idea that the Evanuris would somehow break this cycle, when what we don't know about the history of the Evanuris is almost everything, compared with what we DO know about the way Dragon Age villains are framed?
Yeah, I just don't think we as long-running DA fans are supposed to take at face value that the earliest Evanuris awoke in the world and just immediately insisted everyone else fall on their knees and pledge allegiance. And then decide to go on a conquering spree to deal with anyone who didn't comply. Especially in Dragon Age, a game that relies heavily on unreliable narration, and rarely gives you direct answers when the people involved wouldn't know more than they tell us. The Evanuris always having been evil tyrants since the beginning is just... very unlikely.
Even without the contextual thematic evidence, there's a lot more actual in-universe evidence. Though again, it is subtle, and you have to look beyond the lenses of the unreliable narrators you're getting only parts of the story from.
Including but not limited to:
Ghil'anain creating the halla, beings of peace and care and help. When in her modern form she can only create fucked up science experiments and monstrosity. She tells us directly that she is a changed person since creating the halla; she "could not have created them now." Implying modern Ghila'nain knows things, has experienced things, has learned things, that long, long ago past Ghila'nain was unable to. (Obvious implication: for the worst)
Mythal being implied to be a spirit of compassion originally
Mythal's pre-Veil followers resisting the idea of blind worship or unthinkingly following a leader
Solas telling us that the Evanuris were originally mages, and only made themselves into "gods" to consolidate power
The implication that multiple (~3?) major external threats presented themselves to the Evanuris before Solas's rebellion even happened, which undoubtedly would have challenged them and forced them to change their core beliefs and leadership tactics
The fact that it took thousands and thousands of years for either Solas or Mythal to call out or confront the Evanuris, much less turn against them. Suggesting that they originally, at some point in the past, would have felt no need to do so
Mythal is heavily implied to have been romantically partnered in some way to Elgar'nan... possibly for thousands of years, and likely to some degree up and until her death. With no flare up of conflict in their basic value systems until toward the end
Mythal felt safe confronting the Evanuris with her concerns
Mythal tells us that the Evanuris are preferable to the Forgotten Ones, who are much worse (specifically uses the term "selfish" to sneeringly refer to Anaris)
It's implied Elvhenan lived in peace and prosperity (under their rulers, or maybe prior to the permanent embeddedness of said rulers) for thousands of years
There used to be "many more" of the Evanuris than we know today, suggesting periods of conflict that claimed many lives, forced the elves to tighten leadership roles and expand their unnatural experiments to make stronger soldiers, which is implied many times in the text
The fact that, once again, Solas fought alongside these people, ON their side, for thousands of years, and counted some of them as friends and people he respected
Solas mourns for what was lost when the Veil went up, and seems to have less than hateful feelings toward many of the Evanuris, not just Mythal. Even as he's shown as hating all forms of tyranny as a major factor of his personality
Elgar'nan states in-game that the world is broken, and that he is the only one who can fix it. Not setting himself up purely as a self-interested tyrant, but as a savior who can fix the world, if only everyone could just see his side, accept his role as leader, and stop resisting
The fact that the game goes out of its way to compare Solas and Elgar'nan as foils, with moral arcs that mirror each other, specifically with Solas in danger of following in Elgar'nan's footsteps. Suggesting that Elgar'nan may once have not been any more of a tyrant than Solas starts off being
This is the face that Solas makes when Rook is offering the dagger for him to bind himself to the Veil. Its a really interesting face! Very calculating, you can see the wheels turning as he's trying to figure out how to factor this in and respond.
one thing about ancient arlathan i wish vg had gotten into (along with any other interesting details besides being vaguely desaturated haha) is that: the ecology should've been pretty crazy? i think it's hinted that spiders get really big in places where the veil is thin. and with all the ambient magic before the veil existed, surely there'd be tons of cool megafauna?? plus ghilan'nain was going ham with bioengineering stuff, there should be all kinds of things running around.
plus modern thedas has survived multiple rounds of blight, which would logically kill off tons of species and lead to a lot of places being turned completely barren... what would it have been like before that? it would add an interesting element to solas' nostalgia if the world is quite literally different in that way.
Okay, before I go off, preserving op's VERY INTERESTING tags:
(Also, sorry you're not feeling well 💔 hope you feel better!)
No, but seriously, why isn't anyone talking about this?? Like, I personally don't have a huge knowledge or even big interest on fauna/flora biome, but for this particular instance, it's fascinating to think about how vastly different the two ecosystems would have wound up so differently from one another??
Plants often times are very very picky about their surroundings, or could just die if they don't get that specific thing that they like to have when growing. Ancient Arlathan and other locations were literally floating?? In midair? And gravity wasn't REALLY a thing? Or it was, but you could decide where gravity was going (I'm pulling from the Fade directly here in "Here Lies the Abyss" when everyone were standing on different rocks in different directions)? Not to mention the implication that magic was just??? EVERYWHERE, and saturating everything? What plants thrived off of this very very specific state of being entrenched in a magic rich area and hanging in suspended air? Just off the top of my very uneducated on plants brain!
How many plants did Solas eat back in Ancient Arlathan? How many safe plants did he consume suddenly go extinct because of the Veil being created and throwing the world into an apocalypse? How many flora sprang up BECAUSE of the creation of the Veil? How many organisms went extinct or were cut off from the material world and only reside in the Fade with Spirits and Demons? How would that make them change, evolve and mutate? And the same goes for the animals! A lot of species probably died out, because the plants they were used to eating for getting nutrients from just didn't exist anymore, because their natural environment was upheaved and radically changed in a single second! Like, this affects SO much of the possible biome in that world. Bacteria, microorganisms, fungi, parasites! Every and all pathogens in the world of Ancient Arlathan would have been affected by this! Like yes, they're hardy little things, but if you disrupt even ONE thing in the respective environment, it can kill off or mutate the natural microorganisms in that area. Let alone the entire world as you know it.
Okay, I know I'm going off the deep end, and spiraling a bit here, but it's just such a mind boggling scale of level of fuck up, when you really go down the rabbit hole of thinking of what Creating the Veil could realistically do to a magic enriched world. And I haven't even touched upon the blight and how that obviously affects flora and fauna. (Because seriously, if the blight can infect flight based insects and spread it like a virus or disease, Thedas really would have been wiped out and all that would be left is just Darkspawn. Hm, I think we're entering the realm of disbelief not being able to held back by realism, so while this is fascinating to think about... I'm just gonna not think about it any more)
Anyway-- It makes me wonder how the hell poor Solas faired when he first woke up. Malnourished, his body horrifically atrophied from lack of solids and liquids, all bones and no muscle... the bacteria in his stomach probably did not agree with a single thing he tried to eat in the beginning. Since the pathogens he grew up with and was able to safely consume was most likely non-existent now after the Veil and THOUSANDS OF YEARS of evolution a world naturally goes through. I'm sure he nearly died again because he just could not keep anything down for the first few weeks waking up. Poor man was probably suffering from the runs and horrible stomach cramping... let alone trying to figure out what was actually even edible in this alien world he woke up in.
yeah!! like the veil going up should really be the equivalent of a mass extinction event, almost... by the time the games start there's been a few thousand years for stuff to readjust, but that's still not long enough for the environment to actually flourish after such a big change. especially with the blights haha. i think the first blight lasted literal centuries? so that should REALLY have an effect. not even just from the direct effects - people would be unable to farm from the blight, there would be tons of displacement, and they'd be basically hunting anything big enough to eat into extinction.
i like to think solas was doing the equivalent of constantly looking up youtube tutorials in his first year haha. like just phoning his spirit friends every 5 minutes like "what's that plant. what's that animal. can i cook this-". so he probably was fine but hated almost every minute of it. those orlesian frilly cakes were the only time he wasn't suffering, alas.
Oh jesus, I always forget the first blight lasted literally over 200 years. Like, between the mass extinction via limited magic and the Veil, and the blight killing anything living or transforming into something monstrous that consumes and transforms the victim... how the HELL did Thedas survive the First Blight? We could go down the fascinating rabbit hole of how the blight changes biology down to a cellular level, given the design that the artists came up with depicting the blight, and the canon in-lore tidbits of what it does to animals (it affecting predators more because it might be more concentrated in heavy metals was a really cool take), but I think we'd still wind up with the conclusion... that... Thedas would have been seriously fucked that first Blight, being it's biome was in such a delicate and vulnerable state. Because if it was a mass extinction as we previously discussed, a few thousand years wouldn't be enough to get the world back to a stable state, but maybe like... I don't know (pulling a number out of my ass here) 6,000 years worth? Of evolution? Might have been enough to get the ecosystem to a neutral and stable state. I don't think the Fist Blight waited that full 6,000 years for that. It just came in and fucked everything up.
Seriously though, I'm probably dead wrong on the 6,000 years being enough time, if any biologists or big brained majors in the sciences wanna come in and correct me, that would be fantastic. I would love to read about a realistic deep dive on what the state of the World would be after the Veil went up, and how long it would ACTUALLY need to take for the world to heal enough for plants to grow happily and flourish.
Speaking off, once again, blessed good notes in the tag's:
Elfroot being such a essential herb for medicine in Thedas really makes me wonder if you're onto something there. Maybe it is one of the last natural flora that existed pre-Veil, and the Ancient Elves had spent an obscene amount of time learning about agriculture to pinpoint the exact type(?) of Elfroot would be key to curing most alignments.
(Again, not really into this type of stuff usually, but it would be neat to know what Elfroot exactly does for people, Antibiotic would be AMAZING in a time period like this. I'm totally headcanoning it is a super plant that is in fact Antibiotic, anti-inflammatory, and has an enzyme that is a painkiller upon application.)
yeah!! the first blight is crazy bc it lasted literal lifetimes... like everyone living through that must've truly thought it was the end of the world. and somehow they survived, which indicates how extremely powerful tevinter was to maintain some kind of control.
my assumption is that they were doing some huge blood magic to forcibly de-blight arable land and force crops to grow and keep the whole place from plunging into famines? it would make sense given that merrill can remove blight from the eluvian as just a single mage without much access to resources. i think the full hubris mode magisters with access to large amounts of blood (rip) would be capable of more... and given how long the blight lasted and how chaotic it was, it's also quite plausible that a lot of those techniques got lost when places got overrun and the practitioners killed.
my secondary thought is: pretty dark, but i think it was mentioned that tevinters thought that elves had "better" blood for blood magic? and the first blight was way closer to the time when arlathan fell. so if they had a stash of immortal uthenera elves lying around somewhere, they might have been just... going through them like blood magic batteries to stave off the blight. which would also explain why tevinter is no longer capable of that type of firepower, bc they ran low on them. and they probably didn't want to publicly say "lol our mighty empire is actually based on the literal comatose bodies of the people that we see as a lesser race :)" because that's embarrassing.
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pondering that falon'din is associated with an owl, and those are also messengers of andruil. and he's referred to as "winged death" which is also mentioned to be something that elgar'nan deploys against enemies. and both falon'din and andruil are referred to as venturing into dark places, where no one else can survive/wanted to go.
and ghilan'nain was not initially an evanuris, but was antagonistic towards them and making a bunch of weird creatures. she was given the offer to join them in return for getting rid of the creatures, and accepted. but with "pride stopping her hand" from destroying a few. and when asked about trusting people to share power, solas says "I know that mistake well enough to carve the angles of her face from memory."
solas also has nothing good at all to say about falon'din, mostly calling him a bloodthirsty tyrant who went so far in encroaching onto other evanuris territory that mythal had to besiege his temple and beat him up to stop him.
but he says nothing about dirthamen at all.
dirthamen is described as having gone missing unexpectedly, scaring all his followers, because they were now unprotected. and caught between their own high priest wanting to lock them into the temple forever like a cask of amontillado, and other forces outside that wanted to take their secrets by force. there is one note that a dirthamen follower defied the evanuris and took on a forbidden (probably a dragon) type of form, and was judged by elgar'nan harshly. he apparently also invented the varterral to protect his town from a high dragon? wack, but also could indicate that he had worked with ghilan'nain on making it, since she's the only one who's otherwise mentioned to be bioengineering stuff.
dirthamen has very very few surviving statues or depictions, and is more associated with falon'din than as his own independent figure in the dalish myths. even his own temple includes mosaics of falon'din. there's a few statues that are probably dirthamen, but the most striking is in mythal's section of the fade behind the eluvian, which is a statue of a hooded figure, doubled over with a giant sword sticking out of his back.
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