Caely of House Pundragon

coffee shop au with canon-typical violence

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

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I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

let’s burgle with mama

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

Peace and love and fujoshi cuck chair of the mind on the plannet earth

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.

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