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Someone said “all I know about the wandering inn is you hate some guy named tyrion veltras” and I blacked out and ranted about that rat bastard for ten minutes straight

I gotta say, while reading the Wandering Inn, at no point did I ever anticipate that the evil murderous intelligent skeleton would turn out to be trans.

I'm greatful that Jon tma and John malevolent names are spelled differently because otherwise it would be so confusing

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

shoutout women who are nasty gross evil lesbians. they will never make me hate you ianthe

PREACH

John loved his friends, his saints. he loved Cristabel and he loved Alecto. but love doesn't redeem, doesn't make you less selfish. John is a selfish man and a coward and he loved selfishly. it doesn't make his love any less real or true

to be fair to ianthe, if I helped a girl get a lobotomy to forget her now kind of ex gf, and she kissed me with tongue right after waking up, and showed me no signs of romantic intent toward me that trusted me to help her stay alive, I would also become obsessed with her.

Kelsier, with Trell knocking at his home's door, receiving a magical email each FIVE years with updates from Roshar, and the updates are this

jesus x judas can be kalmoash if you squint and tilt your head