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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

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I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service
actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help
thank you creator for letting me be born in the era where there are strap ons that stimulate the top 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Vaginismus-having butch ranks the locked tomb characters by how much vaginismus they have!
Harrowhark: 10/10, her tomb is closed, she does not like to think about the fact that she has genitals.
Gideon pre canaan house: 0/10 her pussy is wide open, she has no shame and a LOT of free time. there are a lot of bones around.
Kiriona Gaia: 7/10 she has experienced the horrors and her box is closed except maybe to ianthe. maybe.
Ianthe: 0/10. not sexually repressed at ALL. however i do believe she uses flesh magic to swap her junk out whenever and however she pleases.
Camilla: 5/10. she probably has a schedule for masturbation that she strictly follows for stress relief.
Palamedes: if he has a cooch, he can put a bowling ball in it.

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I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago
An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on
I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard
maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though
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I am undone without you.
It's amusing that griddlehark is obviously a way more fucked up and disturbing ship than harrianthe, but the fandom has made harrianthe's toxicity into a meme while giving griddlehark the sweet soft cuddly treatment. I am convinced this was entirely intentional on Tamsyn Muir's part.
hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)

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The Ninth Saint to Serve the King Undying and her cavalier Ǫ̸̥̬̳̟̞̙̼̳͓̉͋́ṛ̶̠̰̘̤̯̹͎̫̈́̌̚t̸̢̡̧̢̛̛̘̘͎̝̪͉̅͆̈́̈̒̈́̿͘ú̴͉̳͊̀̇͠s̸̺̘̙͑̈̂͂̒̾͜ ̶̘̠͔͆̌Н̴̼͚̱͚̙̭̳̪̙́̐̄̈͌̚и̶̧̌̓̇͜г̶͔̲̼͖̙̳̒̀͌́͋͂͝͝е̴͓͈̲̌н̸̡̢̛̠͚̼̻͍̠̂͂͑̾̇͒̕͝͝а̴̠̪͌̈́̎̀̓̅̀̚͠д̵̭̬͓̠̫͓͓̝̹̍̾ͅ
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can
Hey tlt fandom, does anyone who hasn't been struggling with a half a decade long art block wanna draw Ianthe Tridentarius in this? (and maybe Corona Tridentarius in the same or a matching outfit?)
Tamsyn Muir's synopsis of her novel, "Gideon the Ninth"
affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

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I honestly hate the idea of "objectively hottest person" in fiction
Because fuck stereotypes, everyone is beautiful, hotness is subjective and it is strange if someone looks attractive to everyone
But I give a pass Coronabeth
Because, despite being seen as hot by nearly everyone, she gets literally zero bitches
Except her sister, but it doesn't count
Gideon looks at Corona, thinks "hot" and instantly gets a crush on dying girl and goes deeper into her hatelove with harrow
Harrow looks at Corona, thinks "hot" and goes with her evil tasks
Pash looks at Corona, thinks "hot" and then flirts with Cam
Judith, being in love with Corona, still rejects her
Corona is hot, everyone agrees, but she is such a failure
even ianthe rejected her
prequel to the harrowhark collage. we love you gideon nav