🌗 Psycho Colonel Sanders 🌓

🩷 What-a-do! The name’s Kremy Lecroux, and I love unicorns!

❤️ Welcome, darling hearts, wandering travelers, unfortunate souls who clicked the wrong link, and everyone in-between — this is our main blog! We are Carnivàll Lecroux, more commonly known as the SatyrSystem; an OSDD system composed primarily of fictives, chronic oversharers, theatrical disasters, and at least three people who should not be trusted with access to a microphone.

🧡 As for myself — the Host, the ringmaster, the bard with a cracked lute and too many feelings — I go by any and all pronouns, including but certainly not limited to: they/themself, he/himself, it/itself, er/erself, satyr/faunself, mushroom/shroomself, demon/demonself, eyes/eyeself, doll/dollself, glass/shardself, familiar/bloodself, cocaine/cokself — as well as titles such as Highness, my Lord, my Lady, and whatever else sounds sufficiently dramatic in the moment.

💛 I am an IRL of many “characters,” and I speak openly about memories from my sources and shifts. The most constant faces beneath the masquerade tend to be Kremy Lecroux, Julian “Jaskier” Pankratz, and Mollymauk Tealeaf — though the carousel is ever-spinning, and there are many more who drift in and out beneath the carnival lights.

💚 I do my best to tag my shifts accordingly, and many headmates tag themselves as well — though admittedly, some of us are more organized than others. (Tragic, truly.) We also use several general tags for filtering and comfort, including: IWC (“Interact With Care”), ⚔️ — steel for man (sensitive content), and many others that will reveal themselves over time like ominous prophecies or particularly persistent raccoons.

🩵 I am Panromantic, Grey-Litho-DemiFico-Abrosexual, and Polyamorous — with my soul everbound to the two halves of my heart, @pigeonwheel and @pandafrommarsuwu. Through every storm, every spiral, every triumph and tragedy, they have remained beside me. My beloveds, my darlings, my home. I adore you more than words could ever properly hold, though gods know I shall spend my whole life trying anyway.

💙 I have several physical and mental conditions that I also speak about rather openly — because secrecy is exhausting and oversharing is practically an art form at this point. Some of these include, but are certainly not limited to: ADHD, autism, high anxiety disorder, Gardner–Diamond Syndrome, and OSDD. Please be mindful, patient, and perhaps hand me a juice box if I start vibrating through a wall.

💜 General DNI — racists, fascists, queerphobes, ableists, fakeclaimers, “alpha males,” Tr/mp supporters, El/n M/sk supporters, and those insufferable people who mistake cruelty for personality. Additionally: those who weaponize religion against others, and those who support any side of g/noc/de. This blog is a place of kindness, chaos, queerness, and theatrical nonsense — not hatred.

🖤 Below the cut, you will find a list of Headmates, grouped by source. It shall follow this format :

Name -> pronouns — position -> availability (romantically) — gender identity and orientation -> personal tag

Let me explain. I will establish a message or phrase for them to send/say when they want out of something. And I will call with the most insane excuse and sound absolutely fucking livid about it.

I don't care if they snuck out. I don't care if it's just "the vibes were off". I will be the bad parent if it means my child isn't forced to stay somewhere they don't want to be.

Any time, any place. If they're six hours away, I'm in the car screaming through the phone that they didn't clean their room and if they don't get their ass on the road, they're grounded.

**See, fi you don't understand the last one - Seymour has a crush on a girl named Audrey and names a plant "Audrey Two", which leads to him calling said plant "Twoey"

Seymour btw ^^^

I am... very confused, to be honest! Thanks for having me? -Seymour