L I L' M U S H R O O M

wish i was snuggling not struggling

A ghost hunting show except instead of laser grids and light sensors they use the automatic paper towel dispensers you see in bathrooms

not to be fake deep but… I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody… I wanna dance with somebody… somebody who loves me

absolutely….this is so important and true 

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

who else wants to go on a drive at 1am until we forget about what’s bothering us

@wishcircuit

Okay new idea, live action version of The Road To El Dorado starring these two

……… *jaw drops*

oh my GODS YES

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18