One with the🍃trees

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

I like being able to see both the leaf and the berry in the same pic

time's running out we need to pour eggnog on your wound before it gets infected

Just took the MBTI and apparently im the new 17th personality type “The dicksucking gay elf”

can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

Wisestwlf tried to show me his sex mods on his sims and i thougrj it was going to be avesome . But it was running very slow and it involved toomany birdcalls . Now thats a noob 😂

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

Wisest elf wasnt so vise when he fell for my 🪤 . It had berris and qas meant for anpesky racoon 🤣🤣🤣

Just. A sneaky peek into my upcoming album . Do not copy j have powerful lawyers 😄🧛‍♂️🦇

Threesome?

Hahha i mean 3 way collar! no perverse! prommy 😄

I;M TRYING