Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

no music 🐔

@wirtspine

@wirtspine

trust me 3D printers are an absolutely miraculous invention but at the same time they are an absolute bane for any kind of craft fair or festival. i don't think we need any more poorly sanded 3D fidget wiggler toys. make something else i swear to god