when i was a kid i thought newman from seinfeld was like evil george the same way mario and wario works

lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

What this headline leaves out is that they kidnapped him by doing the standard mob thing of driving a car up, pointing a gun at him, and saying “get in”. Fats thought he was gonna be killed until Al told him he was a huge fan

never forget the elijah wood wigs interview

Happy Do You Wear Wigs Wednesday

oh it’s a kingdom hearts reference. i just thought you were trying to kill me with your mind

incredible. you can SEE who's absolutely plastered by how theyre slurring their signs