Bing Bong!

Summary: A few months after moving to a quiet little lake town on the edge of the state park, the reader has a near death experience and is saved by a man close by. When the police don’t take her seriously, he does and the pair stumble onto something bigger than they imagined…

Pairing: Wildlife Agent!Dean x reader

Word Count: 8.4K

Warnings: language, implied smut (protected sex), mentioned past domestic violence (not graphic), near drowning

A/N: Inspired by the song “Shallow” by Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper. Written for @atc74​​ ‘s Duets Reboot Challenge!

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Part 1 (coming 2/21)

Part 2 (coming 2/28)

Part 3 (coming 3/6)

So maybe you know her as Aunt May in the MCU

And how old do you think she is?

Uh, late 30s early 40s, right?

NOPE

homegirl is 53!!!

FIFTY-FUCKING-THREE

and guess what?

HER SKIN-ITS FUCKING GLOWING

And you know what else???

These are from around 1992-ish

THESE ARE FROM 2006-ish

AND SHE LOOKS THE SAME

She old enough to be my grandmother. YES YOU HEARD ME, MY GRANDMOTHER. (It’s a stretch but I need some emphasis)

Y’all talking about how Paul Rudd never ages???? Have???yall???ever???seen???Marisa????????

Homegirl needs to drop a skin care routine right this fucking minute

I don’t care if you’ve never written before or if you’ve written hundreds of fics.

I don’t care if your fic is 100 chapters or just one.

I don’t care if there’s too much dialogue, or not enough.

I don’t care if your character drinks “a hot cup of coffee” or “a steaming well of carefully brewed fair trade Ethiopian single origin organic beans, contained in an antique blue willow cup with one tiny chip on the edge and mild cracking in the glaze.”

I don’t care if you use the same pronoun over and over or if you use the word “persnickety” eleven times over the course of ten pages.

I don’t care if your historical references are accurate, or if the characters speak in a way that doesn’t fit their environment.

I don’t care if your romantic pairing makes love on a bed of roses at sunset or if they bang up against the wall in a changing room at Walmart.

I don’t care if your stories are nothing but fluff, or nothing but smut.

I am going to read your fics, and I am going to enjoy the hell out of them. So please keep writing, and ignore comments from assholes. We, the readers, love you.

“breaking mcu news: guy with metal arm makes thunder god dude w/ missing eye experience existential crisis

oh and also there’s a war going on”

After Credit Scene of Black Panther OMG