Winter Takes FALL

A dream

Erry day

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

The only time I’ve ever heard anyone say the line “This isn’t a movie! This is real life!” is in a movie.

Except for that one time I said pretty much this when I was breaking up with someone... Him "is there someone else" Me "oh my god, this is real life, not a movie" Him "oh"

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

❤❤❤

Same

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

This has nothing to do with my blog but my life sucks right now and I’m crying over this what the hell

So beautiful

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

“That’s the way the cookie bounces.” or “People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw an apple a day in one basket before it’s hatched.”