we are in a moment that is still falling

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

ADOPTABLE: George, Australian Cattle Dog/Chihuahua Mix (1 y/o), Gansevoort Plaza, New York, NY • “He is adoptable through @heartsandbonesrescue. He is full speed! He loves to play, loves to herd. He came from Texas; he was a little puppy when he got here. He did get adopted and then returned, and it’s been kind of a sad story since then. He’s been with me for six months. His ideal home is somewhere a little more private. He does have stranger danger, so somewhere where he’s not gonna run into a million people in one day – a slower lifestyle. He likes to chase my cat around; he thinks he’s herding – but they’re friendly. The cat plays back.”

Storm & Eevee, mixes (5 m/o), 72nd & Madison Ave., New York, NY • “This is why she’s Storm – she’s a force of nature. It’s very fitting because she was found in a flood. They were both found in a flood under a house in Georgia. Evie can’t see, she had an infection in her eyes when they found her. You have to be a little more patient, get a couple more ramps in your house… they memorize their space really quickly. And it does help that she has a sister. People would shy away from that. It definitely is not like a normal dog, but the challenges are so minimal vs what you get in the reward. Seeing her be brave and conquering the world.”

This is my magum opus so far

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this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)

the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)